Edinburgh Restaurant Reviews

REVIEW: Bon Vivant

The first time I visited Bon Vivant, it was for a quick birthday drink with my parents and James. James and I had booked a table at Café St Honore round the corner, but as soon as I saw the Bon Vivant’s food menu I was devastated that I had to leave.

All the way through my distinctly average meal I wished I was back in the Bon Vivant.

So when we were looking for a special place for a Monday night dinner, it was no wonder that the Bon Vivant crossed my mind.

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REVIEW: Bread Street Brasserie for Bite Magazine

This review was written for the May issue of Bite Magazine: which can be picked up at all good local delis, cafés and restaurants from today. Alternatively you can download a PDF from their website.

Bite May 2012

Keep an eye out for this sunny little fellow

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REVIEW: Tanjore

When it comes to Indian restaurants, you’re spoiled for choice up Nicolson Square way. But while Kebab Mahal and the Mosque Kitchen have a definite place in the hearts of Edinburgh’s Spice lovin’ residents, if you’re looking for a quick bite to eat I have plenty of good things to say about Tanjore.

Tanjore  do a range of lunchtime tapas. Tapas and Indian food are two of my favourite things, and one of my favourite bandwagons. Speaking of bandwagons, I recently found out that a certain dynamic duo of the Edinburgh food blogging scene have composed a jingle about Indian tapas: look out for the viral video on a YouTube near you soon!

So on Good Friday I jumped in my car to meet my lovely boyfriend for a bite to eat: it’s what Jesus would have wanted, I’m sure. After a few cash machine mishaps,  we finally got our hands on some cold hard dough and wandered into the cosy South Indian café, not really sure what to expect.

The décor was nothing outstanding: typical canteen style. I almost rubbed my hands together with glee: this would be good. If I’ve learned one thing during my time as a food blogger, it’s that the blander the décor the scrummier the scran.

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REVIEW: Taste of Italy, the Booty Call of the Edinburgh Dining Scene

Throughout life we go on dates with people wholly unsuited to us. We last through relationships that are sometimes brilliant, and sometimes disappointing. Often we’re left with bad tastes in our mouths.

Just Friends

While your heart is being broken by these drama causing vagabonds you vent to a friend. Someone who’s always kind of there, in the background. You’ve never looked at them sexually: until one day, it clicks.

They’re amazing. You’re meant to be together forever.

Then you hook up and forget to call them, because someone more exciting has arrived on the scene. Someone who says they can offer you adventure, new experiences, romance. Of course, they’re just like the rest of them. At first it’s great but they make promises that they fail to deliver on and you’re left hurt and alone.

After another series of disasters, you’ll inevitably find yourself back in the arms of your friend, pledging this time that you’ll never forget how well they treat you and that you’ll never let them go.
But we’ve all been there: of course you will.

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REVIEW: Harvey Nichols Forth Floor with the Total Food Geeks

I may have mentioned a couple of times already, but I’m now officially a Total Food Geek: which means that I sometimes get to go along to very special Geeky dinners. This month was at the recently refurbished Forth Floor Brasserie, in Harvey Nichols.

As this was my first time meeting many of the Geeks, I was really very nervous as I stepped out of the lift; especially when I had to tell the smartly dressed maitré d “Hello! I’m here to be a Geek!”. There was no reason to be nervous, however; he was all smiles as he led me to the lounge area and handed me a glass of very tasty champagne.

This  was probably one of the longest dinners I’ve ever had: starting at 7:30pm and ending at 11:30pm. But the evening whipped by in a flurry of good food and great company. The oysters, the tasting menu, the wine… for me it was perfect. I really enjoyed the second course of sous vide pigeon; somewhere between warm and cold, and at the perfect temperature to really appreciate the delicate, juicy meat.

Of course, the passion fruit gel on the dessert platter captivated my imagination too; it looked and acted like egg yolk, moving around the plate happily until pierced with a fork when vibrantly yellow and tangy insides spilled out.

For me the only aspects that didn’t work were the halibut (I thought it was a little bland) and the aerated chocolate (just a poncy way of saying Aero, no?). What surprised me was how full I was afterwards, even although the portions were dainty and I had skipped lunch that afternoon.

To see what the other Geeks thought, head over the the Total Food Geeks website. As far as I’m concerned, it blew 21212 and Mark Greenaway out of the water.

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REVIEW :: Café Fish

North West Circus Place, Stockbridge,  Edinburgh, EH3 6SX
0131 225 4431

Café Fish will always hold a dear place in my heart. When both the restaurant and I were based in Leith, my team went along for a special Friday lunch. I can’t remember the reasoning behind it, just that there were four of us and we got through a bottle of wine before my boss asked if we wanted another.

Our intern said “no” but my colleague and I said “yes”.

That afternoon wasn’t very productive,  although such an awesome lunch should have been an indicator not to hand in my notice.

But I fell victim to the lure of the yankee dollar and moved myself on up to the West End of town. Café Fish obviously had the same idea and shifted premises over to Stockbridge, where it’s a lot more prominent than tucked off a side street along from The Shore.

Although I visited the Steak and Mussel Bar for my birthday party the Saturday before, I didn’t want to spend the actual day of my birthday alone and miserable. Luckily my buddy, Edinburgh singer songwriter Colin Asquith, kindly took me along to Café Fish to enjoy their lunchtime tapas menu.

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REVIEW: Mussel and Steak Bar

110 West Bow, Grassmarket. Edinburgh, EH1 2HH
0131 225 5028

This review is rather late, dear readers, as I’m not sure that I’m ready to admit to myself yet that I’m closer to 30 than 20.

Birthdays are a funny thing: when you’re younger it’s exciting because you get to eat cake and open presents.  Then you get older and suddenly the stress sets in: who should I invite, what should we do, what if nobody comes, OH GOD I’M GOING TO BE DEAD SOON! That kind of thing.

I decided this year that it would be great fun to have dinner, followed by a ghost tour. This restricted us to restaurants nearby the Royal Mile. Then I remembered The Mussel and Steak Bar, which I’d only heard great things about. After disappointments at Steak and The Mussel Inn I thought it was about time I get some decent bivalves and bovine down my gullet.

So a table was booked, a tarty dress was procured, and off we went!

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REVIEW :: Home Taste

Drunk and Lurgified: no amount of soft focus can help here!

27 Bread Street, Edinburgh, EH3 9AL
0131 2294343

Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered the cure for the common cold.

I’ve said it before, so after this I probably won’t tell you again as you should really know by now. The best restaurants aren’t the big bright shiny ones on the main road. They’re not the ones that you read about in The List. Nope. The best restaurants are have steamed up windows, mysterious clientele, and only appear on side streets after a certain time of night.

Google ‘Home Taste’ Edinburgh. I bet you won’t find any information, aside from what I’ve written here, about this hidden in plain sight gem. Just off Lothian Road (on Bread Street, beside a sort of casino with very creepy porcelain dolls in the window) we somehow managed to stumble into Home Taste at half 9 on a Monday night just as a large group of young Chinese students were leaving.

Racist or not, we thought that was a pretty good sign.

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REVIEW :: Iglu

2B Jamaica Street,  Edinburgh, Midlothian, EH3 6HH
0131 476 5333

Since starting this blog, I’ve found myself far more critical of the food that’s placed down in front of me. Foods that I once enjoyed hold no pleasure anymore; salt and vinegar Pringles dipped in sour cream and chive dip, for one. Instant coffee with five sugars another. Eurgh.

It’s with apprehension that I drag my fat bottom out to restaurants, dear readers, because it’s so hard to impress me now. Where before I’d be all “this burger is amazing!” now I’m like “this bun is stale.” So it was a mixture of worry and excitement that James and I wandered up to Iglu for the birthday of our pal (and hockey writer extraordinaire) Austin; I’d heard great things about the place and the menu looked great so I was hoping I wouldn’t be disappointed.

And, well, I wasn’t!

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The Baked Potato Report :: SpudULike

The Princess Mall, Princes Street, Edinburgh, Midlothian, EH2 2AN

It’s been a long time coming, but finally another addition to my unloved Baked Potato Report. I’ve been trying to cut down on baked potatoes recently, as apparently potatoes aren’t very healthy. I’m still on the fence about this one, because what’s healthy seems to change from year to year. One person says you need 5 pieces of fruit a day, another says it can spike your blood sugar and lead to diabetes.

I just don’t know what to believe anymore.

So I headed down to the Princes Mall as I noticed that they’d opened a Spud-u-Like; when I worked at Tesco in Corstorphine I used to sometimes jaunt to the Gyle and eat at this particular chain so I thought it would bring back memories. Although they had some excellent calorific options (chilli topped potato with two slices of garlic bread? Yes please) I went for my usual order of a potato with cottage cheese and chive.

It may look like a burst ulcer but trust me, it's delicious

I grabbed some extra salt and pepper and sat down, ready to attack this beast.

The first thing that’s apparent is the sheer amount of filling. There was at least half a tub of cottage cheese and chives on here; the perfect amount as it meant that I had plenty left to dunk the skin in once I was finished. The flesh was soft, the potato was hot: let’s see how it measured up compared to the others.

Price- From memory it was £4 odd for a meal deal; that’s a cottage cheese and chive potato and a bottle of Irn Bru.

Fluffiness- The flesh was fluffy and buttery; although it was hard to taste much through the sheer amount of filling.

Skin- The skin was well cooked, although it was more chewy than crunchy.

Quality of Fillings-  It was more about quantity than quality here: although it’s hard to go wrong with cottage cheese and chive. The filling was fine and there was loads.

General Yumminess- It was pretty satisfying.

All in all I’d give Spud-u-Like a 6.5/10.

It’s pretty consistent with its sister shops over at the Gyle and in Dundee’s Overgate Center (the only other two I’ve tried) so I’d imagine that the whole chain is pretty samey. The best baked potato in Edinburgh? Possibly not. Supporting local business? Definitely not (although the  chain was founded in Edinburgh, fact fans). But a  safe choice in an unsafe world? Definitely.

And I’d bet it’s a healthier option for pre-train dining than the Burger King in the station. Just sayin’.

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